{"product_id":"the-woman-in-room-17","title":"The Woman in Room 17","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou weren't planning to stay the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut your vaguely scandalous aunt has other ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a knock at the hotel room door and she immediately demands your coat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"It's the damn bartender. He finally realized I swiped the bottle of the good cognac when he wasn't looking.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe throws it on, cherubs and patchwork trailing behind her, and opens the door looking entirely too pleased with herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is, in fact, the bartender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut he's brought the appropriate late-night snacks because apparently your aunt arranged those earlier. And somewhere between accusing her of theft and accepting a glass of his own cognac, he decides his shift is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis \u003cstrong\u003eshift\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou thought she said \u003cem\u003eshit\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou decide not to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy midnight, the three of you are eating something wonderful off hotel china, the bottle is considerably lighter, and your aunt is telling a story that begins with, \"Well, technically, he wasn't married \u003cem\u003eyet\u003c\/em\u003e...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou miss the last train.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woman in Room 17\u003c\/strong\u003e is a one-of-one Kimonoir duster made from reclaimed vintage quilt textiles, with gloriously unnecessary cherub pockets and absolutely no respect for sensible plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd frankly, neither does your aunt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWashable, indescribably comfortable. Pockets big enough to steal cognac, jewels, a Fabergé egg or simply hide the evidence. Measurements: 26\" pit to pit, 45\" shoulder to hem. Amazing edged detail. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KIMONOIR ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64497211507059,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/6705\/2403\/files\/DSCF8373.jpg?v=1788210606","url":"https:\/\/kimonoir.com\/products\/the-woman-in-room-17","provider":"KIMONOIR ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}